A man was glued to his seat - literally - in the men's bathroom at a Walmart store in Elkton, Md. In what appeared to be an April Fool's prank that went way too far, the 48 year-old victim got stuck to to a toilet seat smeared with glue and couldn't get up.

The man called for help and emergency workers tried in vain to unstick the man. Eventually they gave up and unbolted the seat and took the man to the hospital with it still attached to him. There, the seat was removed from his... er, seat. The man was said to have suffered only minor injuries to his derriere.