Kate and William's child will be third in line for the British throne, so it will be a long time -- if ever -- before the royal tot will get to wear the crown. But if you've got a friend who is in a rush to take his or her place among the blue bloods, getting a title doesn't have to be quite as much of a challenge as marrying a prince and giving birth to a royal heir. For $197, Regal Titles will declare you the Duke of Detroit, the Baron of Baltimore, or any number of other titles. These positions are probably not worth much more than the paper they're printed on; then again, as Regal Titles' owner Stephen J. Scott asserts, with a little strategy and a bit of luck, they might get you moved up from coach to first class!