Worst Halloween Candy
Toothbrushes, Apples and Other 'Healthy' Alternatives
If you're not wiling to participate in the orgiastic consumption of stuff-that's-not-good-for-you that is Halloween, than we suggest you turn out the lights and head out for the night. Halloween is all about excess - excess candy, that is - so don't bother trying to foist stuff-that's-good-for-you on us. We won't be happy and we might even egg your house, so there!