Worst Halloween Candy
We should call this entire category 'unnamed candies that grannies put into crystal candy dishes'. For that is what they are. Sure, sometimes you forget to buy Halloween candy, and decide to forage for candies at the back of your cupboard. Instead, we suggest you sit this one out. That will be infinitely better than having to look into the eyes of disappointed little goblins, who were looking forward to real Halloween goodness, and instead got evil 'granny candies'.